lover's spit

tattoos!

2009-03-13T18:59:51Z

friday the 13th tattoos! $13! house of tattoo! choose from 13 designs!

AND i just got paid. serendipity, yes? i wonder what the designs are. / where i should get one. hip hip hooray! now, if only i can sneak off work early...

this totally makes up for the fact that burger king shit the damn bed last night. if you have ever had to deal with giant snake shit before, you will know why this is such an awful thing. for those who haven't, it looks like a mixture of bird poo and cat poo. except it comes out of an 8 foot long creature with an intestine god knows how long that only shits every couple of months. it also smells twenty times worse. why he was in the damn bed in the first place is QUITE ANOTHER STORY which i will avoid telling because i am trying to be less of a bitch and there is no way to tell it without being a bitch. the end!

oh but ps what's a blog without a lolcat:

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

gods_x_monsters @ 2009-03-10T11:31:00

2009-03-10T18:33:36Z

my doctor's number is xxx-0666.

spooky, y/n?

today the head honcho is coming from olympia to ~~tell me what a fuck up i am~~ observe and evaluate my work site. let's pray i don't die; i think the record shows i really don't handle evaluations well.

gods_x_monsters @ 2009-03-06T12:49:00

2009-03-06T20:54:45Z

yesterday was sloppy joe night! this totally warrants note.

and now i get to have one for lunch, omfg.

tomorrow i am going to long haired kaitlyn's baby shower. she's 19, and just found out her boyfriend (the baby daddy) has cancer. neither have jobs or insurance. i don't even know if joe has family (i think he was a train hopper, but i'm not 100% sure on that). we're going to have pizza to... celebrate?

so next time you think your life sucks, damn, it could probably be much worse.

anyway, today i'm going to buy a baby shower present. i don't know how baby showers work. are only girls allowed? i don't know if brandon's invited and i forgot to ask. does anyone know? more and more i feel like i missed a bunch of girl 101 classes growing up, cause really i have no fucking clue how to do anything.

sundries

2009-03-05T20:33:15Z

so i obviously haven't been updating. i don't know why, given that i have roughly 82 hours a day at work with jack shit to do.

anyway. here is a tale.

last night at the bar these two guys asked if i'd watch their beers while they went out and smoked, because, "you don't look like the kind of girl to slip guys rufies."

so i put a mint in each of their beers and we all eventually discovered that minty pbr is not as bad as one might think.

also, right after i said out loud, "the cook is really cute" (not in his earshot) he came over and complimented my backpatch. please to quit fucking with me now, god. thanx.

then i rode my bike home drunk and the wind, oh the mighty march wind, it carried my borrowed black fedora away. it was quite picturesque, until i remembered it wasn't mine and had to chase it down the street.

also! if you throw your cigarette out the window of your car and hit somebody with it, you are an asshole. i find it hard to believe anyone would deny this, and yet you, mr. asshole on 6th and union, you are an asshole and i wish i'd thrown a rock at you when you flipped me the bird.

asshole.

gods_x_monsters @ 2009-02-25T12:33:00

2009-02-25T20:35:00Z

this is just to say:

as of today(ish), i've been meat free for 4 years.

:) oh how people change!

gods_x_monsters @ 2008-11-05T13:35:00

2008-11-05T21:39:28Z

so! it's been a while, but i felt the need to say:

death to the bradley effect! happy new america. :)

boo to california for banning gay marriage. :(

and if you get sick and want a prescription to kill yourself, come on up to washington.

i'm going to boston tonight! yeehaw!

putting the sweet back in diesel sweeties

2008-08-28T05:49:55Z

awwwwwwwwwwwww. i'm sorry. there's just something about ~~today's~~ tuesday's diesel sweeties that made my heart smile. maybe because metal steve is my favorite and he finally got a date. maybe because i have totally done the same thing. maybe because i am too emotionally invested in webcomic characters [HILARY CAN I GET A WTFFFFFF FOR PENNY AND AGGIE'S LATEST DRAM-AHHHHH?]. but dammit this made me audibly aww!

slides!

2008-08-23T17:18:09Z

hey ho, going down to olympia today to see sue make sandcastles. and then go stay for FREE at the great wolf lodge, where there's an indoor water park. which we get FREE passes to. all because we're sue's friends.

i am perfectly content to live my life as a perpetual +1, thanks muchly. all the benefits and no work. :D

really, i'm excited both for the water and to see how racist this place is. given that it started on the east coast, and i'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "native american themed", i'm betting on some cream of the crop atrocity. and slides. slides!

my life is boring, ergo, a journal entry

2008-08-21T08:37:46Z

so for our anniversary brandon got me an old old old vhs copy of return of the jedi. when i say old three times fast, i mean OLD. as in classic illustrated cover, vhs, still shrink wrapped. so anyway tonight we opened it up and started watching it, only to discover it's from 1987. 1987!

can you comprehend how utterly awesome that is? keeping in mind i'm of the school of thought that "the older, the crappier, the better." untouched by any damned computer, this is star wars in its full cheesy early 80s glory. the bluescreen on the rancor made me so excited i had to go to the bathroom.

anyway i just wanted to update to remind you all that, in case you forgot, i'm a dork. to whit: today while fucking around at the record store, i found a 45 of "whip it" and "girl u want" for $2. $2! unfortunately i could only scrounge up $1.78 in change [they wouldn't take a card for something that small, and anyway seeing as we're $1000 short on the rent that was due last friday i figure i probably shouldn't be buying stuff, but car change is ok], and the damn clerk was insistent on that last 22 cents. so now it's a matter of principal that tomorrow after work i take my tips and blow it on as many scratched singles as i can. and if anyone gets to it before me, i will raze this watery town to the ground, so help me god. but at least i'll have my records. and chewie. oh, chewie.

also, poll: it's my brother's birthday on saturday. should i get him a present? on the one hand, he's my brother, but on the other hand i am contractually obligated to buy records. also he didn't get me anything for my birthday and he's kind of a douche.

ps i'm going to start doing commission paintings now that i actually have free time. anyone interested? is it arrogant to ask that? why does everything in this room smell like damp laundry? so many questions.

salud

2008-08-15T17:47:21Z

monday was brandon and i's 2 year anniversary*. this is mildly terrifying. here is the card i drew for him:

inside:

*oh yea i forgot to mention we got back together.

gods_x_monsters @ 2008-08-09T19:47:00

2008-08-10T02:49:32Z

ooo we found mint growing in the backyard and now i have constant access to fresh mojitos. this is the most important thing that has happened in forever.

(although christina just left timmy and moved to tacoma, so now we have our friend back. hooray! oh and i got a job with americorp wrangling middle schoolers, but we'll see if that lady ever calls me back.)

gods_x_monsters @ 2008-08-01T17:52:00

2008-08-02T00:54:12Z

yayyyyy i have a shady second job at north china garden now [on 6th, next to the costume shop].

cross your fingers for me that our landlord doesn't kick us out in half an hour!

gods_x_monsters @ 2008-07-29T21:37:00

2008-07-30T04:38:20Z

so apparently i broke the aforementioned pinball machine. :(

really life, please stop sucking soon or i'm just gonna cry. and that will be awkward for everyone.

gods_x_monsters @ 2008-07-29T12:58:00

2008-07-29T20:03:27Z

i swear to god my bullshit-o-meter has long since hit its max, bursted, and is currently spraying its hot 'n spicy chemical insides all over my life.

that providing an extremely gross visual to anyone else? good. i aim to serve.

in any case if any assholes out there would like to have a change of heart, now would be an opportune time! you can start by giving me $1500 so my robbed ass doesn't get evicted. :(

in better news, i'm [knock on wood] close to getting a job with americorp for the fall, which would be nice. abject poverty is a touch classier when you're technically gainfully employed. i'm also quickly becoming the pinball queen, thanks in part to owning a real life honest to god pinball machine now [!], but i still am a slave to the plum wine. ugh.

gods_x_monsters @ 2008-07-17T12:46:00

2008-07-17T19:51:43Z

hooray! i am now semi-officially a pastry prep "chef" for a coffee company in freighthouse square! i am going to sign paperwork and learn my duties [heh] today, but from what i understand i get to mix and make lots of muffins and croissants and such and then freeze them. not actually bake them. but perhaps i can sneak away goodies for lucky, soon-to-be-fat friends?

i've also secretly moved into a house on north 31st and tyler. it is a nice house, but it is a secret and a mess because two of of the three people living there on a year-long lease, is brandon and i. who is, despite his ability to forget everything that happened less than a week ago, still my EX-boyfriend. my parents don't know because when they see brandon they alert the neighbors to call the cops. oh lord. someday i need to tell this story so it's not so confusing when i allude to it on lj but i still don't know what to do about it! in any case i have to go sign some w2's and get a food handler's card. but i promise someday you will hear the tale.

gods_x_monsters @ 2008-07-16T11:17:00

2008-07-16T18:19:48Z

http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/index.htm

oh wtf. i know it's a joke but it's not really all that funny most of the time...

today i am resume-ing, meeting a landlord, and getting drunk with a long lost friend. i am currently single for the first time in two years due to some epic bullshit that went down last saturday night but we'll see how that all pans out. later.

gods_x_monsters @ 2008-07-07T22:31:00

2008-07-08T05:34:10Z

back in town, betches. come help me get my drink on. and then draw on. me.

nothing like shaking hands with your maybe future landlord only to notice that the "bitch" sharpied on your knuckles hasn't worn off yet.

fun knuckle tattoo options:

pnut slut
mr. peanut

among others.

gods_x_monsters @ 2008-06-16T00:02:00

2008-06-16T05:08:30Z

i'm in memphis! lots to say, but now's not the time for that. now's the time for hugging the fan and $2 dvds.

christ on a cracker

2008-06-03T07:25:45Z

is it really dumb that i have never, EVER before noticed that there is a rich text option for posting on this goddamn site? is that what you all use? please tell me i'm not the only damn fool who's been sitting here typing out all the html (sparse as it may be) this whole time instead of clicking the pretty buttons. i've been using this site for four years. god. damn.

this is what happens when the height of your internet proficiency was in 1998. :P

tomorrow we will see dethklok come hell or highwater! i fucking hate public transportation in the puget sound. no matter, it is dethklok and today i got some pretty new dresses.

oh and btw, i spent the past two weeks moving all my shit from boston to tacoma, somehow by the way of new mexico. don't ask how that worked. and on friday i'm flying back to boston to do it all again! yay! so expect the entries to be rather sparse. i know that breaks your heart.

interesting (?) note: as of now i've been to 32 of the 50 states, by the end of the month i will have been to several more. i feel this is pretty good for a girl my age. by the time they were 23 my dad had been to 46 states and brandon had been to 49, but i've been to hawaii and neither of them have so they can suck it!

gods_x_monsters @ 2008-05-18T21:41:00

2008-05-19T01:43:42Z

check out who graduated summa cum laude with honors in studio art. oo la la.

gods_x_monsters @ 2008-05-17T00:49:00

2008-05-17T04:56:14Z

back from new york! i'm so glad i went. it was exactly what i needed so i can leave brandeis without hating it, and everyone here, completely.

i got in late wednesday night and my parents were pretty much already asleep, so i tried to sleep too but ended up having to construct a waterfall out of trash and use it in the bathroom while they slept. clearly i rule. also maybe when i graduate i should consider smoking less because really that's sort of sad!

anyway thursday will came in to meet me and we hung out all day! hooray! i didn't really have anything specific i wanted to do except to see tompkins square park [don't ask why, i just did alright], so we mostly wandered every fucking where. i swear to god we walked ten miles and ate more food than you can possibly imagine and drank more brass monkeys [out of waterbottles, as is my new favorite thing in the world] and had too much fun for the fact we were doing absolutely nothing. i love being in a place where no matter how loud i'm being i'm not the loudest thing in the place. having a great geeky friend to do it with who won't make fun of you when you try to clothesline them and fuck it up repeatedly certainly helps.

you must forgive me, i'm sure new york is very old hat to all of you over here but to a west coast lady it's still just the tits' meow. i hope that wasn't the last time i'm ever there. i think maybe i should come back for a visit in october if i have the money. i can see people in boston and then maybe go down for cracktoberfest. if i could, dayum children wouldn't that be amazingly fun.

we even saw gray for a little while, and heard hilarious stories re: grandma sex and crazy exes, and i saw where brandon used to live/work [and the tree i'm convinced he peed on every night]. all in all it was fabulous, but eventually the codeine kicked in and we had to sit for a little bit, where lo, i took the only five pictures of the entire trip, including the spot where dinah was born:

well i still think it's funny.

all walking and no doughnuts make will an angry boy

i love me brass monkeys!

haha we're retarded

and i have a moustache fetish

my camera is on its last legs! the poor thing's auto lens cap has broken completely now and can't close ever. i can still take pictures with it somehow, and i'm keeping it in my glove until i can scrounge up the money and heart to buy a new one. i think 3 years is a pretty good life for a modern piece of technology i admittedly didn't treat as well as i should. i'll try to give it a good sending off, and hopefully i can get a new one with my art reimbursement check. in any case, here are some belated photos of my birthday cake and the only candle we had in the house, haha:

if only she were bursting out of the cake alive. and on fire.

it got a little sticky hur hur

anyway. it was raining this morning and we all left and i spent a terrible 7 hours riding and trying to sleep in the back of the cab on the way up [by "cab" i'm referring to "part of the truck where the seats are", not taxi. it's recently been made aware to me that not everyone is familiar with pickup truck lingo!] i wish i'd had more time there, to hang out with my parents and such. i wanted to go to the met with them and get food and have my mom buy me clothes [yessssss i am perpetually 10 and love it]. driving back up with my parents was a pain because they're my parents but also i remembered how much i miss them and how much i love em. i got really lucky to get nice parents who will help me out no matter what. awww awww retarded but come on i'm graduating and allowed to be a little sentimental, right?

tonight when we came back jon and lynn and i went to tj scallywag's for the last time and ate way too much fucking pizza and salad and garlic bread. we had a brief discussion about the new dollar coins with the presidents on them; i still feel like i don't want to be using the images of certain really evil men to be buying things. but then lynn pointed out jackson is on the 20, and he was pretty evil, but i use 20s all the time without thinking about it so i guess i'll get used to it.

now i feel like i should be out living up the last two nights of college but you know what, i'm exhausted and sore and am going to bed. night!

gods_x_monsters @ 2008-05-13T13:12:00

2008-05-13T17:19:15Z

i'm graduating on sunday. ugh.

but here are some good things!:

+fun dinner party last night
+cupcake for breakfast!
+i just found a new site to get fantastic earrings from [this is a very important thing]
+i'm going down to new york on wednesday night and coming back friday afternoon. my parents have a hotel in manhattan so i'm gonna stay there and see people who are around :) [this is necessary as senior week is driving me up the wall]

i have to clean my studio today but instead i think i will play nintendo.

in bad news this toothpaste sucks.

so

2008-05-10T20:43:03Z

by the grace of some god, i managed to get my cumulative GPA to a 3.8. which means, if i get honors (which i think there may be a 50% chance i do), i'll graduate suma cum laude (sp?)! i don't know exactly what that entails, but as a couple notable people have pointed out, it looks like it says "some cum loudly" which is a priceless thing for your degree to say.

sorry i promise never to talk about grades again! i'm just super hoping i get that because i think it'd be pretty neat. also considering how many people at this school think i'm a moron, it'd be nice to set the record straight. A++ bitches.

anyway yesterday was busy. caitlin trimmed my hair [is there any better feeling?], my roomies moved out forever [i'd be more sad had they not left a ton of their shit their for me to deal with. by which i mean throw out.] then there was a lovely barbeque at chrissie's, which is the best apartment in this town (mostly for that slick fucking turntable), then a feast provided by lloyd (featuring snickers for dessert, nice touch), and a crappy party. senior week has begun, let's see if i can stand being around everyone for one more week. if not i shall run away to new york to see my parents and maybe other people if they're about. tonight, at the very least, we're going to stay the night at tracy and elliott's new digs in brookline.

also i get to see dethklok on june 3rd! brandon is comin' with me and we will see them even if we have no ride and have to sleep in an alley after the show. i feel this is not such a scary thing if you have a great big man to do it with.

gods_x_monsters @ 2008-05-08T16:59:00

2008-05-08T21:00:33Z

it's my birthday! i only have half an hour or so of work left, then i'm done. i got a pocket full of codeine and a belly soon-to-be-full of food, and i'm feelin alllllllright.

but old. :P

picture post!

2008-05-04T18:52:55Z

so if you're bored, here's a couple drawings i just did to decorate some cds i burned for will. i like 'em but the pictures are kind of crap. also, yesterday we went to the harvard museum of natural history, where they appear to specialize in the taxidermy of retarded animals. my favorite pictures [really large, sorry i'm lazy] are

apparently shane macgowan used to eat beach boys' records

this is bigger, in progress, and will be colored in soon!

HAI GUYS! HAI!

this gibbon is cripwalking

monkey paws!

wide open beaver shots

dramatic dodo

it's a leoploridon, zach!

sup. check out my egg.

i have to work! ahh!